priscilla braga, 17, brazil. i really don't know what to say about me. well, i'm a jedi, a pokémon master and a killer fucking queen.

Normal girls: I have boy problems
Me: I have wi-fi problems

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what